i’m going to facebook tomorrow yay

July 24th

diggingandfluff:

hope you enjoyed your cosmopolitans on Sunday. Good to meet you. From the @ crew x

I’m going to break my anonymity a teeny bit and admit something. My nightlife job is as a bartender.

This tweet telling the world louis drinks cosmos is SHADE.

While I don’t work in the UK, I’ve worked with many people from all over and there are some slang terms that many bartenders use describe customers to each other without getting in trouble for talking shit.
I wouldn’t say *everyone* uses these, but a lot of people do.

(Please note: drinking these drinks does not mean we bartenders think you are this person, but a rum & coke is still a rum &coke even if she’s drinking a vodka soda, or wine, or whatever.)

Rum & Cokes : trashy, loud, tip badly
Jagerbombs: happy, but messy. Looking to get wasted.
Rye Manhattans: attractive older men who have excellent bar grace while prowling for action.
Beer and shot girl: badass and cute
Long Island ice teas: underage
Cosmo guy: gay

So yeah. They’re pointing out that they think he’s gay.

wonderstay:

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orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

your url shows what you want most in life

glittercalum:

glittercalum:

THE JAMES BOND HEADCANON IS SO STRONG

JESUS CHRIST

ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW

cyrilliart:

where’s zayn?

redphilistine:

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