Q: It's Astrid bitch! -Anonymous

i love how you still go on anon even though i know it’s you lmao

September 3rd
Q: B GIRL AINT LOST THE BEAT -gimmegodney

SOMETHING SOMETHING LANDED ON MY FEET

September 3rd

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

September 2nd 1669816 via source

i swear no one i know in real life understands sarcasm.. like at all. it’s so annoying. i hate not being sarcastic.

September 2nd

lameborghini:

my throne

September 2nd 278733 via source

pulmoes:

I never read something so disrespectful in my whole life, how can you compare this shitty band with pussycat dolls? gross

September 2nd 30426 via source

“Stop throwing chocolate the songs not even about chocolate it’s about weed”

Matty at my concert tonight (via 1975mattheew)

September 2nd 21961 via source

Houston ~ 22/8

September 2nd 6212 via source
Q: Why do you want to be a comedian? -Anonymous

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

September 2nd 17130 via source